Lolol, I've lived in Tower Hamlets for five years, guess it's a miracle I'm alive huh? It's the largest borough in London and half of it is just hipster — what's most likely to kill me in my neighbourhood is my heart giving out at the cost of a pint in one of the trendy pubs.

As for the rest of it, just dont join a gang. People aren't being randomly attacked in London, it's gang members.